Spin the planet just right so their own missiles hit the silos that fired them.

I didn't check but I'm sure this would work perfectly and without any side effects.

Something tells me the physics here won't work, lol

EDIT: I was super curious the source of this excerpt and so I found an article discussing this book: https://historyhalls.com/2025/07/20/project-retro-americas-cold-war-plan-to-stop-the-earths-spin-to-counter-soviet-icbms/

This is some big brain tactics here.

Give me a lever and a fulcrum, and I shall move the Earth!

The Annihilatrix! Welcome to you’re Doom!

With a couple more rockets, you can even weaponize the entire earth against another planet!