That's much better.

Hey take some cities as enclaves too. Blue cities in red states don't deserve that kind of punishment.

Needs Colorado on there somewhere too. That place is a blue oasis surrounded by a sea of red bullshit states on all sides.

I think the red area should get alberta, maybe saskatchewan too. And I would personally like to see the Alaska pan handle transferred to B.C.

Realistically this wouldn't be possible, at least in the way most people assume. It's hard for people to just uproot their whole lives and move to another state (though it's easier these days), a partition like this would mean leaving behind a lot of liberal minded people, who are too poor or too rooted in a place.

Alaska would join Canada at this point I bet.

I'm sure the sane people in those new Canadian provinces would want universal healthcare, but would they be willing to give up their guns? I think most of Canada is appalled at the gun violence in the US and would make giving up guns an unconditional requirement of joining Canada.

Illinois can stay.

Considering them petitioning to leave Oregon, I feel like eastern Oregon would be very upset about this

Donald declares war on Canada.

Getting California would make Canada shift in identity.

Getting Minnesota would honestly make us even more Canadian.

Now we just need to link up with Canada to create a weird map avocado with a 'Murican pit.

FTFY

There's a joke in there somewhere about "enclave" and The Bean... but I'm already imagining the band behind that name and what they play.

please take all of Michigan. Please please please.

In fairness there's a bunch of our homies left out. Maine, Vermont, Minnesota, NY, on and on. Leave America the scraps.

Really, the response to Trump's BS about Canada becoming a state should be: "Shouldn't you sort out Puerto Rico and your other territories first?"

The Heritage Foundation is a society of monarchists. It's supported by oligarchs who want to be king to push the world towards that agenda, and such oligarchs routinely infuse it with capital.

…furthering the divide between right and extreme right has been eerily similar.

Fixed that for you.

Then California goes to Mexico.

Hey you could always move to Texas and enjoy a conservative life. Too hot? Alaska then.

Considering how much of Canada is inhospitable, that math seems generous — not even bringing up Texas, Alaska, etc. 👀

Humans haven't figured out how to live without laws yet. If you have laws, you have a region where those laws apply. Voila, countries.

Administration is hard

Imagine

Did you not look at the map?