I have been using Amazon as a shopping search engine for a while now, don't actually buy it though. This is a new and extremely valuable search feature. Clearly I want a foot on a chair. Good job ai, good job

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[–] 48 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Nothing smells more like a bubble when a feature like this makes it out to production. They probably worked on 10 other ideas, and this is what they thought was the best one.

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  • [–] 32 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Find products that look like these AI images

    WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FOR?! HOWS ABOUT YOU GIVE ME PHOTOS OF ACTUAL GODDAMN PRODUCTS AND LET ME DECIDE WHICH FUCKING THING I WANT TO BUY?!?! Are there really people out there that find this helpful? Like, I guess I can understand prompting certain parameters you want in a product and then seeing if the LLM agent can find something that fits those. But this whole "here let the LLM do all your thinking for you" thing is utterly bewildering to me. "Here, we slopped up some chair images, any of those look like something you want to buy? They might not actually exist, but at least we have your attention which is the only thing we really care about at all."

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  • [–] 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Holy fuck this is the dumbest thing I've seen in a while.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    What do you mean? You see the image of the thing you want, you buy it. A physical product is shipped to you that can't possibly match an LLM representation and you return it, from which either a trillion dollar company tells you to fuck off, or they refund you and ship it directly into the ocean trash island.

    What part of this isn't "the dream"? Its sure a hell of a lot better than lights dim, spooky voice regulations

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    What if you click on the foot chair?

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    A severed foot is immediately dispatched and you are charged $99.95

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I had the same reaction to accidentally using the “new google”. I was using a newer laptop and didn’t set DDG as the default search.

    I was searching for “devil may cry season 2 discussion site:Reddit.com” (yes I know…) to get a barometer if it’s worth watching.

    Instead I get a Wikipedia result for “Devil”, 5 ads, and 0 Reddit links. Clearly that’s what I was looking for.

    I switched to DDG on that laptop so fast.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Why would you ever want an imaginary image of a product you were going to buy? Just seems like a way to increase returns.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    It's all the food delivery services, not just UberEats. So frustrating. I don't care what that dish "typically" includes. Tell me about that restaurant's version.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    This is especially problematic when you have dietary restrictions. The best part is when the site doesn't allow you to customize your meal. I don't get to know what's actually in it, and I can't preemptively ask for certain ingredients to be omitted? So I guess you don't actually want my money.

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  • [–] 61 points 5 months ago

    upvoted for not using red circle, find the problem was part of the fun

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    You're just not prompting it correctly, bro.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    So many storefronts have AI garbage images. When looking for a bed frame I wanted to get on that only had the corner supports and something in the middle of the bed, no middle of the side toe stubbing supports. Half the images on a variety of sites for the same frames had supports in some images and not others on each site.

    Online shopping is a hellhole now, although it looks like Amazon is getting ahead of the pack in making things shitty.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Sad part, they already had a legitimate usecase for AI. They could just let you describe a product in your own words and let AI find the best fits within their store. But no. They had to go for that.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    IMO, the best case is policing the store.

    It’s unorganized, and many listings are junky. They need crawlers (double checked by staff) tagging, categorizing, checking specifications, checking duplicate listings, checking for scams and such.

    That’s what oldschool ML is already good at.

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Getting an actual photo of the product was already rare as fuck before AI generated bullshit and is one of many reasons I haven't used Amazon unless absolutely necessary for several years already. Like, it hasn't been really all that different in quality or matching the product description to what you actually are buying from Wish or Temu for a long time, other than being more expensive for the same garbage and shipping it faster.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Ah, a severed foot, just what I needed.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Is the foot sold separately?

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Customers commonly purchased this item together with: SCP-610

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Okay, I followed the instructions. My foot should be well rested by now, how do I reattach it?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    This is one of the dumbest use of AI I've yet to see.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    AI've had enough!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I LOVE FEET

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    On Pinterest I've seen lots of Temu ads, that have images of products that resemble the images i'm viewing, but don't make sense at all.

    The look mostly creepy and very uncanny.

    Clicking on any Temu ad gives you the homepage.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    cut out AI and keep "show first result next to search prediction" and this would be actually a great feature

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