A vintage cartoon of two boys and a man. One of the boys is fat and says, "Whew! That's over! But I'm as weak as a cat!" The adult wearing a red T-shirt with a yellow letter T on it says, "Have a Tootsie Roll, Fatso! It will give you added energy, quick!"

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[–] 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (15 children)

For reference, the character in the red shirt is actually named Captain Tootsie

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    And the guy he's calling "Fatso" is actually named Fatso.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    What if Fatso stops eating Tootsie Rolls and goes on a diet or ozempic? Will he still be Fatso?

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    Instant diabetes

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    ♫︎ "I'm strong to my bootsie, 'cos I eats my Tootsie, I'm Fatso the Tootsie boy!" ♪︎

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    So planet fitness saw this and thought “yeah that’s a good plan”

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