storage: ZFS RAID2 array of three hundred free icloud accounts

I bet somebody's been bored and/or psychotic enough to have done that, booted a Linux machine from it, and played DOOM on it.

You just gotta love the "do not hallucinate" part of that prompt, which is like taking a person tripping balls on LSD, and telling them "now hear this, I want you to only tell me facts, and I do not want you to hallucinate!"

Good luck with THAT.

I've been unable to replicate this issue.

I have the exact same build except my network card is an official Playstation 2 network adapter. Try replacing the LLM.

I've got the same setup but I found the issue wasn't the hardware but a driver conflict with my Nintendo Gameboy Printer. I was able to rollback and get it working fine.

An oldie but goodie: https://strangehorizons.com/wordpress/non-fiction/articles/installing-linux-on-a-dead-badger-users-notes/

Idk, I just tried it on a similar set up (I don't have networking per se, just two pigeons with flash drives).

Works perfectly.

Maybe check the stability of gerbils in the PSU.

Must be a bug on Debian side. That's all common hardware, so you can just rely on someone else to report it and you'll be back up in a day or 2.

they obviously didn't RTFM, specifically section 6.4. Loading Missing Firmware

but actually I'm not sure where to find the TNT drivers for Linux anymore... https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/riva-drivers/ has them for OS/2 and BeOS but no Linux 🤔

edit: ok so https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/details/21931/ has it for i386 Linux, OP can probably just ask their ethernet LLM to port it to rv128

Not sure if satire or an actual question.

Don't let your dreams be dreams

Giving the error so much attention is collapsing its wave function. Try ignoring it for a few days and see if it doesn't sort itself out.

yes, the problem is you did not sacrifice a live goat while mercury is in retrograde and github is down, as is custom for digital magic and necromancy.

ZFS RAID2

I assume they mesnt RAID-Z2 but I'd like to think they actually meant a ZFS array built on top of an obselete RAID 2 of cloud accounts lol

I'm sure this is funny.

The Riva line were absolute bangers tbh. Mad props to the driver developers who were always playing catch-up on the hardware (mad props to the hardware designers implied) but always delivered the goods. I honestly hope they're rich AF.

wait does risc-v firmware for the crusoe actually exist? that sounds fun

The TNT cards doesnt have SLI right? Change to some voodoos and you should be golden.

Skill issue, obviously.

Recompile the kernel with CONFIG_WTF=y and Bob's your uncle.

Forgot the power supply.

I legit have a transmeta Crusoe. But its stock 😆 I need to find a good IDE to SATA adapter to replace the dead HD in it and get it to boot.

yeah no mmu

Apple sauce is not a universal replacement for eggs! ... huh? Oh, force of habit. Also, the requirements clearly state Apollo-era core rope memory.

Missing potato?!

I'm a simple man. If I see a custom ROM, I flash.

The live image requires more RAM than that. Try the installer-only media (not the netboot).

I think Debian needs at least 64 megabytes of memory to boot? Or at least Debian-Installer needs that for its ramdisk? (I remember doing some convoluted jank to get Debian crammed on a machine with 32 megs of memory once.)

Dunno how factual this is, I haven't checked in a while

You forgot sudo.

How does one overclock a tube full of liquid metal?

Hey I have a transmeta crusoe lying around somewhere!

Run your networking over IPX on that LLM

Incompatible firmware