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[–] 31 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I spent too long looking for the obvious plant logo

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago
    [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    This sounds so fucking fancy. I feel like I should be taking notes.

    "Good evening. Might you be feeling tumescent tonight? Mayhaps I could buy you a drink and attempt to alleviate your ardour."

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)
    [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    Stupid sexy spoon

    Not that the rest are any better

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago*

    Clark Kent:

    Superman: spoon

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I’m pretty sure that first testimonial is actually Austin Powers.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Great. Now I know that spooning might lead to a different type of spooning.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Wait, they really whacked the tallywhacker?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.

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