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[–] 90 points 5 months ago

Ewwwwww someone’s pooping in the aquatic combat arena!

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  • [–] 74 points 5 months ago

    Fake - they weren't fighting

    Gay - they were fucking

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  • [–] 69 points 5 months ago

    They chose the venue.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago

    "Hey, man, I didn't see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business."

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    Time for a huge fart that would scare the animals behind the doors.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    On the edge of my seat here

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    I'm pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.

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  • [+] -69 points 5 months ago (17 children)

    They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

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  • [–] 90 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    "the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive

    If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    oh, you mean that it was the "brown people" then?? (/s just to be clear)

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