and they said "mister president, these are fantastic results, in fact these are the best result we have ever seen. you could compete in the olympics!". i don't know if it is true, but that's what they said. many other people, great people, have said that as well. so i don't know, maybe i should try that. maybe they should name an olympic stadium after me, you know, just to show some respect. they better think what might happen if they don't.

In the memo released by the White House, U.S. Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella, physician to the president, wrote: "President Donald Trump remains in excellent health, demonstrating strong cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and overall physical function."

I'm waiting for them to go full "The Interview"

You telling me that man doesn't pee or poop?!

It's all bullshit, just like every time.

Journalists generally prefer reporting on bad news. Trump being in excellent health qualifies.

The doctors are clearly about as competent as he is.

I don’t believe anything coming out of this administration.

Let me guess: he aced it?

That demented fatso will die in perfect health. Which, ya know, is fine by me, if he could just hurry it up already...

When is the marathon coming if he is in such perfect health

The fact that they're desperate to prove that he's not in poor health really makes me believe he is in poor health.

They admitted the doctor advised him on weight loss, so is he perfectly healthy or is he overweight?

Just die already

He has the body of a twenty year old body builder!

Close enough?

What's everyone have on ice for when this traitor-pedophile finally goes to hell?

Let's see his BMI. I think I'm the same height and weight as recorded on his public chart, and I do not look like that.