I want somebody to describe my appearance like that someday, but I wear nothing but jeans and graphic t-shirts

everyone knows Flavor Flav is the controller of time.

I don't know who Cam Newton is

That is steampunk Jamie Foxx

Is that really cam newton?

What the fuck happened. He has to be like 25 years old now and he's dressing like a wizard.

Don't get me wrong. It looks sick, but you gotta earn that kind of style.

the CLOCKOLOGIST

Wait, what film is this referring to. Was it just called Time Master or Clock Lord or something like that?

This is just clock king from Batman.

Why is he wearing a colonial era shirt and bow tie but on top he has a golfing v-neck on?