They haven’t given up here. I’ve seen zero decrease in the amount of Emotional Support Truck douchebaggery in my daily outings. And there’s no doubt in my mind that these are the same people angrily ripping the Trump “I did that!” stickers off the gas pumps.
Anyone who drives one of these things voluntarily can stfu about the price of literally everything.
I've started to see what looks like an european version of the F150 called ford ranger in here in Italy. In fucking Florence of all places!
i mean, have you ever played Assassin's creed 2? THAT Florence, because the old part of the town is virtually identical. And you bring such a beast here? Mate, there are streets here that are too narrow for a bloody Smart! And you pretend to drive that here? You are just that dumb, right? How small and insecure must make your tiny dick feel to buy a fucking american truck to drive in a town like this?!
The local small penis Hotspot has been experiencing shrinkage lately.
It's been great.
Nature Documentary Narrator: "The Human. A peculiar specimin within the primate kingdom..."
I actually would love a Nature Documentary style explanation about humans, as if they were just another species spotlighted in their documentary seriesXD
I'm laughing at the all the bro dozers right now. They never learn and keep buying gas hogs.
I drive a dinky little kia soul in an area dominated by pavement princess jeeps and dick compesator Ford duelies. Nothing makes my morning commute better than watching the guy in the huge lifted truck get tilted when they can't hit speed from a red light as fast as I can. You can literally feel their "custom engine work" wheezing as they push it to get up to 40. It's so fucking stupid to watch these idiots try to force something twice the size and built for hauling bricks to move as quickly as a cardboard box with adhd. I'm not even moving fast, they just can't stand to be second to something that takes any level of confidence to be seen in.
Lately though they've stopped trying and over found an even more satisfying situation. Occasionally I'll start to roll and witness the beast next to me roar and lurch only to pitter back down as they realize they can't afford to even try at this point. Slowly creeping through the intersection like a moment of inefficiency in fuel use will send them spiraling into destitution.
I know what it's like to be truely poor, and I'll do anything within my power to make sure no one ever has to experience that, but from time to time I allow myself the sick indulgence of watching people who called for suffering experience their choice first hand.
mating season ❤️
idk. I still got coal rolled on a bike trip last weekend
ok boomer
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