The internet used to scream in agony every time you woke it.

Phones didn't have cords but they couldn't leave the house

So, I was thinking that the original joke was in a peanut brittle can, which got me to look it up. This prank has a Wikipedia page! Apparently, the original prank was in a jam jar.

Lil bubby child is the best. Channel is here https://youtube.com/@lilbubbychild

Human Squidbillies

Kids wanted to get up early on a Saturday, because that's when the best cartoons came on.

Every morning the sky would blink and it was our one rule that we would look up and ululate until our throats grew sharp, but it's not really fashionable to bring up since the split

Goatse

I still have one of these from when I was a kid pranking my parents. Except it looks like such a dumb old can no one could possibly fall for it now unless then were a toddler.

I don't remember, besides the atmosphere being far more enjoyable, and xmas not feeling fake.

I also got to see Michael Jackson die, and the world go to hell far before I was an adult.

Pretty sure those prank items still exist.

Sometimes you'd eat your morning cereal and there was a peanut inside of the cereal.

It was rough, you had to brave the Acid Rains while patching the Ozone Layer.

Lol I just showed this to my 20 year old daughter who once asked me this in the car when she was like six.

ummm that was the 50s yo