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[โ€“] 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Two tall guys at work checked to see who was taller. The guy in the much less senior position won out, so I wanted to say "heightmogged by a clearancemaxxing customerservicechad" but then you need to explain to everyone what each of those words mean and why you know them

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Just picked up my second medical cannabis prescription - this time prescribed 3 months worth instead of just one, and at an increased dose (I was up to taking 2-3 low strength gummies each day - not economical with the higher strength being only slightly more expensive). It's been great so far. I'm taking it mainly for poor sleep + secondarily for chronic low level depression/anxiety. It HAS helped my sleep dramatically, which has left me feeling way better during the day times - more mellow, peaceful, also more energy and positive mood (probably just because of the better sleep). I'm just taking them at night during the week and it has been A+. I'm also drinking less which is another win.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

    ...they are actually going to do that UFC on the lawn thing. jfc - what the actual fuck.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Yeh.... They've jumped the shark recently. Makes me a bit embarrassed to admit I'm a fan, but it is (in my opinion) a fantastic sport

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    Black hole sun is a hard song to learn but I finally got it. With covers I'm not trying to sound like the original singer which helps.

    We also have a stand-off at my place.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    One of the techs at work is a negger and it's very strange. Well, maybe not quite a negger, but just an odd cat. I went into the kitchen to throw my banana peel out and he says "what, no coffee? Come on Spin...." or I was working with a machine the other day and he just walked past and whispered "omg you broke it".

    Most oddly, last week I was cleaning something and it made me gag (it was just mud) and he started goading me on to make me vomit. I had to run away!

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago

    To play devil's advocate, perhaps he thinks he's being playful? Like, banter or something. At least, that's my experience when I have confronted ex-colleague about the same behaviours. Then again, those types are often very good at feigning ignorance ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

    On the other hand, it isn't funny if only he is laughing y'know. For something to be genuinely funny, the subject also has to find it funny. Otherwise it's bullying.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
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  • [โ€“] 5 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Any recommendations for Tasmania in Nov/Dec in a campervan? Looking at Mona, a whiskey tour and Wine Glass Bay.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Hobart :

    for me MONA is a must see although some people are put off by various art pieces.(even to the point of lawsuits). Also the dedicated ferry to and from MONA is more fun and I think you might need to book ahead for some exhibitions

    Port Arthur is great. Plan an entire day there, have picnic and take the boat to the Isle of the Dead for an interesting guided tour of the penal colony cemetery.

    Some of my favourite food and drink in Hobart:

    Bar Wa Izakaya , a super fun Japanese restaurant

    Urban Greek, delicious food and great service

    Landscape grill for excellent steak

    The Den Salamanca, cozy whiskey/cocktail bar to chill out after you hit the market. The food is good as well.

    Moto Vecchia cafe, for nice coffee and brekkie. They are super friendly there. Itโ€™s just across the river.

    Further afield: King Solomons cave in Liena is really cool guided tour and worth the drive. Stop in Mumma Buzzโ€™s Cafe in Deloraine for excellent egg and bacon roll

    Cataract Gorge in Launceston is a beautiful bike or walk track

    If we take the Spirit, we normally book the overnight trip.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (9 children)

    Listening to a reading of a biography of Martha Stewart. I had no idea she was such an awful person.

    at the same time she herself was a hard worker and mostly honest, she only went to prison a little bit

    the closest example in fiction would be Flick in the movie Election. Conniving and exploitative and treacherous.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    She was living and working in a very dog-eat-dog world. With the added disadvantage of being female. I'm not surprised at her behaviour, although she had alternatives and didn't take them and must therefore carry the consequences of those decisions. Which I believe she did.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    You don't knowingly keep selling bum shares to your friends, take huge commissions, and then let your friends go broke

    you don't verbally and physically abuse husband and daughter

    you don't catch the clap on your honeymoon with someone else because you are mean slut and want to torment your new husband

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • [โ€“] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    because you are mean slut

    Woah there, that there's an insult to all good hearted, hard-working sluts across the world. Those ladies of the night break their backs and pussies to take care of themselves!

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago

    Came back from lunch and it smells like someone opened some boot polish in here. I think I'll go work upstairs the rest of the day

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago* (8 children)

    More fog. Getting bored with this. I blame the BOM.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 months ago* (6 children)

    Nah it's the chemtrails, they're evolving and reach ground level now - use protection. Don't bring BOM into this. They ARE responsible for the starfish plague but have nothing to do with the chemtrails honestly.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    The eleven-armed starfish or just the regular crown of thorns? Would never have guessed either way. Not sure about chemtrail protection - could easily run out of tinfoil if I keep adding in more criteria.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 5 months ago (4 children)

    All the starfish problems in the world are because of BOM

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