I routinely offer children and babies cigarettes when I see them sucking on a pacifers.

Reminds of raves back in the day

Let's say it together OP. "Fucking"

Sure, it's odd, but I'd rather that than the lung cancer from cigarettes

I find sucking on someone else's nipples to be more authentic and stress relieving.

A year ago (or 40, hard to say as time flies effin’ fast) someone made that:

https://thefrenchtototte.net/

Bluetooth connected mustache pacifier with choice of taste.

It is a joke, based on discussions on a French twitch stream but the website is nice with some ironic bullshit function you would find on a real e-shop today.

First image looks AI generated. Second one may have been taken for the clicks? Doubt anyone is seriously doing this outside of social media

Get ready to have fucked up teeth and jaw structure, the same thing it does to kids..

Cigarettes are bad, mkay?

Warning! People are doing something a random person on the internet doesn't like.

You can’t fool me, they just got some chewy molly

Thats what we see when we see you smokers. Sucking on the teet of substance dependance.

Clearly Brooke has never met a raver.

Someone’s never been to a rave up!

Did the early 2000s call or is this fad back again?

I found you a present https://youtu.be/dl2PjWkwphc