As someone that once took a prescription that violently disagreed with my biology and general well-being, that sign is entirely appropriate.

"First, do harm."
-the hypocritical oath

When your pharmacist suddenly starts liking Trump

Oh no, it's Doofenschmertz again.

they should have some oxybutynin back there that would have prevented them from losing control of their P

@Return_of_Chippy That must be the one in Stevenage.

this is what I call my decks in card games where you turn healing into enemy damage

Gut Re-arranger class

Come to the dark side, we have Cough Drops, from doc Grievous.

Call 911 but not for me

This was a boss character in a bonkers lit RPG I read once.

Be careful around harmonica players

As I understand it that's just combat medics, you will be healed weather you like it or not. It's either that or when the healer gets a shotgun, used to love playing shotgun medic in Battlefield 4.

Reminds me of the NOFX song Oxymoronic.