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[–] 159 points 5 months ago (12 children)
  • [–] 56 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    People biting the onion is 90% of the fun of it. Let them be silly.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    The Onion is way more subtle and clever than just making up fake quotes by celebrities

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    It's pretty obviously a joke quote when you take the time to read it

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I'm choosing to assume she was joking, because if she was then she's hilarious

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    Everyone taking this post seriously is hilarious

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    This sounds like something a bunch of disconnected music executives tried to tell her.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    At least credit click hole.

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  • [–] 32 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    It’s even worse that it was considered a “big creative risk”.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    People out of touch with reality often think they are trend-setters, when they're usually years, if not decades, behind the times.

    It depends on when they became rich or famous.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    We also don't know when this quote came out. After years and years of being asked about the same song you have to say something. Maybe she did worry for an afternoon or a day, and now she just needed a story. People are voracious.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago*

    The 8 is because there are eight skater boys, right?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    To my knowledge and nobody ever accused her of being a genius.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I guess she never read "Thrasher" magazine. They were using that phrase well before the song.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Melissa never said that. I must know it, she is me

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Big? That's YUGE!

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    If this video is supposed to be saying it wasn't original and plagiarized all these songs, then the person who made it is an idiot and knows very little about music. Like this is made by an edgy 12 year old or possibly even an AI.

    It straight up just includes a cover.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Next you are going to tell me that the correct pronounciantion for Canadian musician Joel Zimmerman's stage name is not "dead - mau - five"

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Only ever confused her

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    I despise the fact that, I can't read English to fathom this humorous statement.

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