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[–] 40 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I really need this to be real. I have a fourth round interview tomorrow after not having a real job for a year.

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    [–] 20 points 5 months ago

    Thank you, chicken of the sea

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Finally, I'm free of The Game

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    [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    Shit I'm really glad I saw this. I needed that. Please be real.

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    Could you be more specific? I'm beefing with a couple of different eldritch horrors atm so I got a lot of curses stacked.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    today was bad enough for this image to grant me a moment of hope

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    This is very true. As soon as I laid eyes on this picture, my penis unfolded.

    Thank you, generous stranger!

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  • You know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and take this at face value. Thank you, chicken-of-the-veil!

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Tysm chicken. The derealization episode I've been going through is a lot more manageable today than it has been.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Oh, and that at the start of my day.

    Could it be? (Looks at the clouds in hope) the chemtrails ARE turning the frogs gay! ~(つˆ0ˆ)つ。☆

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Gonna make this a wallpaper

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Unfortunately the game continues however, and you just lost.

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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Yay! So I can tell people about it now?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Finally found a better place to live after 6 months of looking. Literally got accepted today.

    Thank you, chicken.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Hey now, put my asexuality back! It’s technically a curse but there’s some really interesting strategies that can be done with it!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Thank you kind chicken!

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    Stop ruining my curses on people!

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