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[–] 50 points 5 months ago (5 children)

He’s the reason why they won’t come back.

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  • [–] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    alien vs predator was not a balanced match

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago

    Grab em by the probe hole

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    ET files? Epstein Trump files…

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago*

    Seeing as how the aliens mouth is infinitesimally small, this is completely believable.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Donald Trump doesn't discriminate based on species or race. He rapes all children equally.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    We bombing Altair 9 next week boys!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    "Show me on the doll where Donald touched you, Xenomorph."

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    [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    That's where Mar-A-Lago face comes from!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    So the whole thing is black?

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