What the hell am I going wrong then? I've been bald for 3 years and I ain't got jack shit!

Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That's the kind of dedication needed, most people aren't cut out for it.

don't fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors

Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.

I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho ...

Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.

Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
Just stuff him like a chicken.

At $30 per haircut, you’d need about 8 billion haircuts skipped to save that much. Dude must cut his own hair every few milliseconds.

Avocados.

There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

We must go deeper.

And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress

Bullshit.

Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.

He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.

Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.

Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?

Around my area it is hard to find a barber for under $20

Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.

#2 clipper and I do it myself. I try as best I can to chop away the gorilla fur from my neck to my shoulders with the beard attachment of my razor. ta dah.