I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.

Fuck, I'm not even 60 and I'm already a year.

Ah, so this is the technology all these companies are so obsessed over. Yikes.

Apparently if you get old enough then you'll have the density of a neutron star.

I just want to apologize, as this is largely my fault. There was a blowout clearance on Easter Candy and I went in all. Having gained 924 metric tons over the past few weeks, I'm throwing the averages way off.

Wow, I'm very below average for my age bracket; I feel much better about my weight now! Thanks, Gemini!

Averange IQ of man is 2 litres.

And this is what they're trying to replace the workforce with lmao

I'll be.. Doc was on to something... there definitely is something wrong with Earth's gravitational pull in the future.

You can measure weight in spans of time? 🤔

I weigh 1 year... how much is that in kilograms?

I've decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.

At 42 I'm well under the average, hell yeah.

I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.

is it because men, somehow in their 50s, are moved to a pseudo surface zone of Jupiter ?

Hekate be praised! I'm undercover age! Finally!!!

ai literally is that bad

I'm below average, time to BULK UP!

That's €230.67

Another copy of this fake...?

I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32...

guess the poisons really setting in now.

Never heard of weight maxing?

Large language models are like Elmer Fudd, except they don't need a bunny to confuse them, they do it themselves

I now have new bulking goals.

I dont know whether its few or much, but let that colossal weight gap stay in us

I too know how to press the f12 button

I lost 100 pounds, and now I don't know how old I am.

Hell yeah, I'm not fat! Turns out I'm like 500+ lbs underweight for my age! I should really eat! A lot!

Morged.