That's a hooded rat not a mouse.
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Tumblr Heritage moment: Pear wiggler meme for added memetic context:

Will also crosspost to curated tumblr with thanks to OP
That might feel good like a weighted blanket
i wanna be put in the mouse bag-----
all wrapped up--- yes thats what I want.
That would be terrible for the mouse if it had claustrophobia
It's not a piping bag. It's a specialized piece of lab equipment called a... Ummm... Oh no...
https://www.fishersci.com/shop/products/decapicones-f-mice-200-cs/NC9679094
For decapitation, hold at the rear and insert the small end into the decapitator.
I like how it specifies "head first" in such a polite way.
Sold for research purposes only and not for human use
I am not sure a human could fit inside.
what i can't wrap my head around is why anyone would want to decapitate rats??? Surely that's incredibly messy and needlessly traumatizing???
SURELY the sensible option would be a tiny execution gun like they use for livestock? That's minimally messy and instantly terminates brain function.
Free the mice uphold veganism
That's a rat
ooc how can you tell?
Just by the way it is
My husband just woke up and said the exact same thing unprompted. Literally this exchange almost word-for-word.
"That's a rat though."
"HOW CAN YOU TELL?" - more emphasis on my part due to hearing this for the second time today
"Just how it is. That's a rat."
After additional discussion and googling, the actual answer is, my dear people, mostly size, but also more subtly the proportions of the ear and tail to the rest of the body.
My old boss had a tattoo with Aspen trees, as did I. I asked him once if those were Aspen trees, because I could tell by the way they are.
He was super happy someone got the reason he picked Aspen trees, and that I also had Aspen trees for the same purpose.
Yay animal abuse
Please also enjoy these images of a hedgehog and a human baby getting an x-ray and a bird being weighed:



That tiny bit of tape is enough to stop the hedgehog from pulling loose?
They are when they're sedated, which is the only way to image most animals. This is why imaging at the vets costs so much and is shied away from in older animals where possible. The older the animal, the riskier sedation gets, for myriad reasons.
idk ask a vet most of the animals I've worked with are larger than that
So, more tape then?
I've had to handle dogs and cats and when I was younger occasionally livestock. As an employed adult though I've mostly had to handle other humans, but many of the same concepts of how to be nice when you have to do something objectively uncomfortable still apply (namely, do it as fast as you possibly can without causing more damage). Restraints are actually kind of not just my specialty but also one of my subspecialties, but that's a whole different conversation. To this conversation the answer is "usually velcro and plastic buckles, on cotton fabric for the little old ladies and neoprene for people with actual muscle."
Restraints are actually kind of not just my specialty but also one of my subspecialties, but that's a whole different conversation.
Uh huh. Definitely can go several ways
I guess the elevator pitch is 10y experience inpatient psychiatry including forensics ("criminally insane"), now I teach restraint classes 1x a month and other units in the hospital have a special version of a code they can use to summon me (kinda like a code blue except the patient is still, and literally kicking).
Are you under the impression that mice and rats are only restrained briefly for their own benefit?
hey, here are some more images of what you perceive to be abuse
Regardless of the animal ethics, why are you acting like a jerk?


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