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[–] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's a little disturbing whether they could successfully breed.

It's more disturbing that they would try.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Both are the prime example of evolution for their respective environments. If even only 2 can breed, the end is nigh

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    The emus already won a war so it would be the Florida mans ended up pergmnt

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (10 children)

    What is funny is that Australia is kinda notable as the only populated continent on earth without ANY large predators at all.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    That's because everything that's not a predator can still kill you. Even the shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you, maybe not kill but drive to suicide .

    At least one fatality and multiple suicides from the pain. Someone wanted to use it in world war two but found it was to dangerous.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Well, dingoes probably killed a Canadian tourist a monthish ago and I would call crocodiles at least semi aquatic, I mean they're more likely to kill me when I'm on land benefits I'm not fucking getting in any water with them in it.

    Also the indigenous did us a solid by helping remove giant komodo dragons (yes they got bigger), thylacoleo (actual drop bears) and quinkana (land crocs that can get fucked)

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I live in Florida, It would definitely be Australian creatures. They die quick and stupid around here.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Do you want Tyranids?...because this is how you get Tyranids.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago*

    Florida man is literally president.

    My money is on the Australian animals all day, every day.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    They would be unstoppable

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago
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    florida man will stick his peninsula anywhere no hesitation

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Drop Bear sweap

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  • [–] -1 points 6 months ago