Master/slave

Construction is like this too.

Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

Edit, nailing studs.

No touch?

haha forking processes and killing children

wait

We used to finger our users too.

Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...

Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

Linux shell also has... a thing going on.

touch
top
mount
man
fsck

I think there are 4 reasons:

1. Most people are very horny
2. It people are very online
3. A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
4. Other professions aren't as identifiable, or online.

Software, firmware, and hardware.

--force

Oh, I KISS all the time!

Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

It goes WAY back.

The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.

You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

Wait till you get into game development. You'll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

Zip, unzip it.

Tell me more about Alice's brother Bob's sisters.

Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.

touch grass

That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

We're good with technology, so we're VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.

Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops... for reasons.

Docker...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnWypQz6X2U

From those only pentest has kind of a sus name. But that's understandable, hackers are degenerates. Also there's a reason it's called pentest and not the full name lmao.