cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46460811
I was never man enough to enjoy those, but boy do I miss cigarettes(?).
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I get my electrolytes from Marlboro Reds
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We all know that you read it in his voice
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Skip the reds, straight for the raccoon penis
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I give my kids a spoonful of Vaseline everyday to keep them greased up.
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Wait is that why he talks like that tho?!
He was born during the time when conventional wisdom for expectant mothers’ concerns about weight was a simple recommendation for increased cigarette consumption.
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It's time for a healthy shakin'
My parents smoked Reds indoors their entire life. I essentially smelled like an ashtray throughout childhood until I moved out for college. Even experienced respiratory issues throughout high school sports. Used to have to borrow my grandma's portable O2 tank to use for practice breaks. I feel this, and I hate it.
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Dude what's wrong with this guy's eyes
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It has electrolytes
Marlboro has what kids crave
Man, he's a crackhead idk why people listen to him. No different then the ramblings heard from the homeless man taking a shit front of the 711.
Please, the male kids crave Lucky Strikes. Filtered cigarettes are for girls. /s
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Man, I shouldn't be laughing this much at this. Wtf
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