What do you do in bed that drives your partners crazy?

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[–] 74 points 6 months ago (2 children)

First, I put on my wizard hat...

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  • [–] 40 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Cook dinner, wash the dishes and help with the laundry.

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  • [–] 49 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    I am pan, and have been with all sorts of people, and I have this one ancient, infallible technique that always guarantees a good time:

    Listening

    I'm dead serious. It works wonders across the entire board, regardless of gender, sexuality, body type, ability, or equipment configuration. Whoever your partner is, communication is your most valuable tool. Whether verbal or non-verbal, listening to what your partner has to say about what they want and how they feel will always tell you what to do.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    As someone with less experience I experience that is exactly what I would have expected to be most important but I would have also thought that it is so trivial that it probably doesn't need to be said.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I would have also thought that it is so trivial that it probably doesn't need to be said.

    In my experience, the majority of people I know who were in relationships don't get it. So many times, their problems could be resolved by simple communication. Sadly, no matter how hard I try to ram it in their heads, they still don't get it.

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    [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Do the dishes and other chores. If she's not relaxed and thinking of all the other shit in her life that she has to do shortly after she won't enjoy it

    Never had sex in my life tho so idk

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    “after me and the missus do it, I wipe my dick on the curtains, and she hits the roof”

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    speak eloquently about the existential threat of climate change,.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Two minutes of wild missionary then BOOM!...Johnny Carson. /s

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Right as they’re about to climax, I do my Donald Duck impression.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    I like to rip one out that lifts the bed clothes

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    I touch the parts they enjoy and listen to their response for how the touching should be. 9/10 success rate

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Can we not turn into reddit please? Just fucking talk to your partner

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    My favorite, (and theirs :3) is combining toys and body. Whether it be a vibrator and your hand or a vibrator and penetration, that double combo makes for some intense times.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    🤟

    Don't forget to use your thumb, too.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    First put the beads in... Then

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Cunnilingus also, somehow, taking 'no' for an answer.

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  • Well communication and asking what they prefer listening to their responses etc BUT getting good with my mouth has gotten me amazing reactions and awe whether it is a dick or a tit I am sucking on.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    just tell her what a good girl she is.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)
    1. Knees towards stomach, any position
    2. Incredible endurance
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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    I give them full control and power. I am the opposite in public life, which is interesting I suppose. I tend to seek out those who want such things. That and going back in for round 2 before I leave.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Cthulhu driving his partner crazy

    They take one look at me, and they're stark raving mad.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    First put the beads in then..... Let 'ER RIP!

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Not Wheelbarrow

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