I love this for Scientology.

Years ago I was outside that location and decided to go in to check it out. The place was a ghost town inside. I was just walking around, picking up books and reading the back. Finally someone came up and talked to me. I said something like "I always walk by this place but don't know anything about it. Thought I'd pop my head in."

She was very suspicious of why I was there, wouldn't answer questions, and basically herded me back out the door. I wasn't even offered to take their personality test.

Sounds like the article was written by scientology cultists. And that lawyer they quoted sure had the cult's look.

This was reported by Canadian Science journalist Jay Engram. /s