He has won it and ended it completely at least (checks notes) 17 times now! Nobody has ever ended the same war that many times in all of history!

I got worried for a second.

He needs more distraction

Iran is a quagmire but only has a tiny fraction of our military involved, so there's plenty of capacity for more war to shift the narrative.

Yep. He's "partly joking" about everything right up until the second he isn't.

That's what we call sane washing. He's one of the most powerful people on the planet, his words have weight, this is not some crazy guy on the street corner.

suggesting an aircraft carrier could be positioned offshore after the conflict in Iran.

Don't worry, the "conflict" in Iran isn't ending any time soon...

Fucking worse than useless press.

This man does not make jokes.

His powers expand if he can claim a state of emergency. He likes to keep lots of them happening

“The Aristocrats!”

Replace "Cubans" with "people" and you've got yourself American foreign policy since WW2.

for literally no reason beyond that probably the president was paid by someone to do this

The someone is Rubio, specifically.

Speedrunning the end of an empire.

A quick adventure. In. Out. Nobody will even notice 👍

the US is runnig out of ammo

If I had a dollar for every time I read the "American military running out of ammo" story, I'd be richer than a Lockheed executive.

Americans are so easily gaslit on this shit. You can jump out behind a corner shouting "We don't have enough tomahawk missiles!" and they'll reflexively hand you $20B.

don't worry... he already forgot that he is at war with Iran. he has to be reminded of it hourly.

Not the same kind of tools would be used in a war with Cuba. In this scenario, the US has already the homefield advantage by controlling the gulf of "America".

Because a communist country minding its own business while trying to provide for its people is evil, while a capitalist country bombing country after country non-stop for decades while trying to provide for a handful of billionaire sociopath pedophiles is good.

Still trying to outrun Epstein

Control of trade routes

That's Rubio getting his rocks off. Hegseth has less of a dog in the Cuban fight because he never clicked on it in a game of Crusader Kings.

After 70 years of torture

Cuba's current government won't let US businesses extract Cuba's wealth and exploit their citizens.

Central bank architecture

Ruin Canada's vacation spot.

Someone paid him and flattered him, obviously.

imagine asking this question after witnessing the cold war

They fear communism more than anything.

Truth

America is already attacking cuba by stopping all oil and energy towards the country, untill they release some political prisoners... according to news, america is holding cuba hostage energy wise... wtf

You hope the impossible. Why would europe give up its imperial benefits for third world solidarity? Anyone that has truly shown third world solidarity were eastern bloc, ussr, etc

When his family got out THREE years BEFORE the revolution. So they had to fled FROM BATISTA.

Greenland is currently postponed cause we solidified it in the 150 billion EU-US trade deal, that trump made with ursula, Europe hasn't signed it yet, and added trump-proof guard rails, if trump threatens to take greenland one more time the deal is off the table. And maybe we should make a pact with south america and other nations against american imperialism, the new nato to protect against american aggression

Same plan as Iran:

1. Send the US military to bomb a bunch of stuff.
2. Iran Immediately folds and capitulates to all our demands.

It’s the most bestest plan ever that only the brilliant minds of Trump & Hegseth could have come up with.

Concepts of a plan

You can’t really compare though. Iran is a vast country, and the logistics around re supply is different. Cuba is a morsel.

Putin can't do much here. Sanctions on trade are pretty much to highest extent.