Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
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That was Mrs. Frizzle's next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
If you ask "what's in this?" you get no answer. Someone creatively applied "a magician never tells their secrets" to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it's just a fuck ton of butter. That's the secret.
Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!
Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef.
The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.
Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,
To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,
A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man
He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
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You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dog
He put his dick in it
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy
If that is a refrigerator then he lives in the compressor pumping Freon.
If that’s an oven, he hides behind the crisper drawer and regulates the temperature for you.
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