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[–] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    That was Mrs. Frizzle's next career after she got fired for child endangerment.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    If you ask "what's in this?" you get no answer. Someone creatively applied "a magician never tells their secrets" to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.

    In reality, it's just a fuck ton of butter. That's the secret.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    He cooks everything with magic mushrooms

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Can actually burn water.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Pact with Satan

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef.

    The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Terrible curse

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,

    To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,

    A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
    zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dog

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)
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    He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    If that is a refrigerator then he lives in the compressor pumping Freon.

    If that’s an oven, he hides behind the crisper drawer and regulates the temperature for you.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Burns the steaks

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