Until you say yeah. Then she says she great, can you make mine with ketchup on the side.
Thats when love thrives, knowing you found a girl with the audacity.
Until you say yeah. Then she says she great, can you make mine with ketchup on the side.
Thats when love thrives, knowing you found a girl with the audacity.
I didn't know cheese toast was a thing
I was dating a girl once and we were sitting watching My Hero Academia (one of her favorite shows back in .. ~2011?) and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes: "Do you want to get boneless wings?"
And I'm like: "???? Is that code? It's like 9:20 PM"
She goes: "No, I want wings"
So I look up the closest wings place, 15 minute drive, they close at 10:00.
We get there, order like six different flavors, get back, right back to the anime and she goes:
"Hell yeah, wings".
It turns out she had ADHD and that's just totally normal behavior with that condition
You need ADHD to want wings with your anime?
It turns out she's human and that's just totally normal behavior for humans.
Wait...do I make double-entendres all the time without knowing it? Am I just going around, doing mating calls on everyone?
Yeah I have adhd and occasionally have to interrupt TV with my wife for a beer or food run. She puts up with it because beer.
Man don't you think that adhd is just psycho bollocks? What you proved here is nothing more other that your girlfriend was just hungry
Why do they always frame with as you wanting it when its them beings the one that want it? My mother does the exact same.
I figured the thought would be better articulated: "I am gonna make some cheese toast for myself. Do you want some while I'm at it?"
It's a polite "do you want one too?" Rather than saying that they want one
Yeah, but if you say they dont actually end up doing it for themselves
Hunger is the best flavouring, company is the second best.
If you're not actually hungry and not eating together, snacking isn't always worth it.
...what is cheese toast?
I like cheese, and I like toast, so need to know
So you take the cheese, right
And you take the toast, yeah?
And then get this: You cheese the toast.
…what is cheese toast?
It's when you slide your gouda between my two french loaves and get them toasty.
Probably cheese melted onto toast?
...but why not grill it then....like 1000% better for a tiny bit more work
Thank you for reminding me I have decent bread, American cheese, and mayo in my fridge. I'm excited.
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