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[–] 43 points 6 months ago (12 children)

Until you say yeah. Then she says she great, can you make mine with ketchup on the side.

Thats when love thrives, knowing you found a girl with the audacity.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    I'm pretty sure combining ketchup and cheese might get you institutionalized in France

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I gotta have ketchup with my grilled cheese

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    Hmm, but the various tomato sauces are almost always paired with cheeses in italian cooking. Is france really so far behind?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I didn't know cheese toast was a thing

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    I was dating a girl once and we were sitting watching My Hero Academia (one of her favorite shows back in .. ~2011?) and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes: "Do you want to get boneless wings?"

    And I'm like: "???? Is that code? It's like 9:20 PM"

    She goes: "No, I want wings"

    So I look up the closest wings place, 15 minute drive, they close at 10:00.

    We get there, order like six different flavors, get back, right back to the anime and she goes:

    "Hell yeah, wings".

    It turns out she had ADHD and that's just totally normal behavior with that condition

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Why do they always frame with as you wanting it when its them beings the one that want it? My mother does the exact same.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    It's a polite "do you want one too?" Rather than saying that they want one

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, but if you say they dont actually end up doing it for themselves

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    "No, make it yourself."

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    ...what is cheese toast?

    I like cheese, and I like toast, so need to know

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    So you take the cheese, right

    And you take the toast, yeah?

    And then get this: You cheese the toast.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    …what is cheese toast?

    It's when you slide your gouda between my two french loaves and get them toasty.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Probably cheese melted onto toast?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Congratulations! When is the child due?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Thank you for reminding me I have decent bread, American cheese, and mayo in my fridge. I'm excited.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Cheese toast at 12 AM?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Bitches love cheese toast

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