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[–] 48 points 6 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Still, gotta love the HTTP_Lovecraft handle

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (13 children)

    Call me insane, but I'd like to experience those future tech stuff just to see what memes will be like lol

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  • [–] 43 points 6 months ago (12 children)

    How do you know you are not in one right now, and could Zap out at any second?

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Wait... Oh. Oh no. That's why everything that's happening feels like a fever dream. I'm living in a meme from the 23rd century!

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Sometimes I'll say "Computer! End simulation." Just to check.

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (5 children)
    Unable to comply. Insufficient user permissions.
    
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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Think I was happier not getting an answer.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    Or a K hole if you're less fancy.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah this, salvia is anything but some light recreational fun.

    Or anything that might help with mental problems.

    Last time I went the spirits kicked me out for being too much of a noob to their realm. But that was like 15-20 years ago.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    salvia is anything but some light recreational fun.

    what are you talking about? this doesn't look like fun to you?

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    Been there, done that.

    Didn't break a window, just hung on a doorhandle.

    The most fucked up thing is salvia has reverse tolerance. The more you use it the stronger it will be.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Fancy? That's a translator to the former.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    K-hole is a type of ornamental shrub? K-hole sounds like a drug induced fugue state.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Depends on the Salvia. For traditional, you'll needs a longer translator. They're a bit different though. Freebase DXM reputably doesn't last as long? I'm completely to the contrary on that tho. I get a 3x time span to the 3rd on it.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Joke’s on them. I send them goatse and other late 90s early 00s sites and scar them for life, just like I’ve been.

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    It's longer than you think.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It reminds me of that Black Mirror episode where you can clone your consciousness into a personal assistant Alexa thingy, and then when it doesn't behave right because, you know... it's you, and it doesn't want to be trapped into a personal assistant thingy, you torture it by leaving it alone for a year of simulated time. And then when it misbehaved again, the character left it alone for like 15,000 years.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    The old time knife gets you every time.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Sounds like a lovely little Jaunt

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    This is why when we say SET and SETTING, that includes who you have around.

    Don't trip with rotters like that around.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    At least they're not eating you. You worked for DuPont. Karma mofo.

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