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Call me insane, but I'd like to experience those future tech stuff just to see what memes will be like lol
How do you know you are not in one right now, and could Zap out at any second?
Wait... Oh. Oh no. That's why everything that's happening feels like a fever dream. I'm living in a meme from the 23rd century!
Sometimes I'll say "Computer! End simulation." Just to check.
Unable to comply. Insufficient user permissions.
Think I was happier not getting an answer.
Yeah, present day does kind of feel worse than falling for ten thousand gears through a sea of knives.
So Salvia?
Or a K hole if you're less fancy.
K-holes are fun though.
Yeah this, salvia is anything but some light recreational fun.
Or anything that might help with mental problems.
Last time I went the spirits kicked me out for being too much of a noob to their realm. But that was like 15-20 years ago.
salvia is anything but some light recreational fun.
what are you talking about? this doesn't look like fun to you?

Fancy? That's a translator to the former.
K-hole is a type of ornamental shrub? K-hole sounds like a drug induced fugue state.
Joke’s on them. I send them goatse and other late 90s early 00s sites and scar them for life, just like I’ve been.
Go with the times. Make a version where they fall into The Receiver's gaping colon for 10,000 years. Make Hampster Dance start playing after 5,000 years just to fuck with them.
Rickroll 2077
Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, "Never gonna give you up!"
If that scarred you for life, you had a wonderfully harmless life 😉
It's longer than you think.
It reminds me of that Black Mirror episode where you can clone your consciousness into a personal assistant Alexa thingy, and then when it doesn't behave right because, you know... it's you, and it doesn't want to be trapped into a personal assistant thingy, you torture it by leaving it alone for a year of simulated time. And then when it misbehaved again, the character left it alone for like 15,000 years.
Sounds like a lovely little Jaunt
This is why when we say SET and SETTING, that includes who you have around.
Don't trip with rotters like that around.


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