One of the Trump administration’s newest immigration judges said that some women are just a “warm, wet hole.”

Melissa Isaak, an Army veteran and reservist, was hired by the Justice Department on April 8 as a temporary immigration judge. She was permitted to begin hearing cases immediately, according to an announcement from the Executive Office for Immigration Review.

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[–] 114 points 6 months ago (11 children)

She's a woman. That caught me off guard.

During an interview with pickup artist Anthony Dream Johnson in 2021, Isaak claimed that “there are two types of women.”

“There are good, solid, valuable women who are major assets to men, if you’re a good woman,” Isaak said. “And then there’s a warm wet hole.”

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  • [–] 88 points 6 months ago

    Isaak was a defense attorney for three of the January 6 Capitol rioters (she later withdrew from two of the cases), and she also helped Alabama Republican Roy Moore dismiss a defamation suit from a woman who said he molested her when she was 14.

    What a gem! Glad she's out there making herself valuable to men. What a horrifying (but worth the read) article.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Both of her "types" reinforce the patriarchy and misogyny in general.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    Is there really, truly a difference for a conservative man? I see little difference in how they feel about women other than inferior creatures for extracting resources and offspring. They treat warm holes better too because trad wives put up with abuse so they don't have to pretend to be a decent person at home.

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  • [–] 79 points 6 months ago (11 children)

    Who the fuck even talks like that?

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Melissa Isaak is a woman, no?

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  • [–] -1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    You didn't mention, that she is a woman, you said you know women that talk like this too.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Yes, "you know a woman that talks like this too" is suggesting, that this is not a woman, but it actually is.

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  • [–] 50 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    My ex, for one. He saw me as a cut of meat to fuck and when I wouldn't put out, he drugged and raped me. At my own goddamn 21st birthday party. In my home. With my family and friends a shout away. Thing is, I couldn't shout, cause I was drugged. Can't take legal action because all evidence was circumstantial and I repressed the memories for 5 years and then spent 3 haunted by what I remembered until it broke me and I started therapy for it. I can't get justice, but I hope to god the people Trump raped get justice.

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Hey, I'm so sorry to hear that. I've got a similar story only it took more like 15 years until I raised what had been done to me. The worst part now is the anger. If I think about it my heart starts beating faster immediately. I can't get it out of my head when I'm trying to sleep sometimes. It's destroying my life. I'm getting therapy, but it's so deep rooted it's going to take a while.
    Good luck, don't give up the fight.

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    [–] 50 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    “And guess what? Guess who else has a warm, wet hole? Every other woman out there."

    I think she's forgetting that men have warm, wet holes too.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    She's also never talked to Ben Shapiro's wife.

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  • [–] 57 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    This headline suggested to me that the judge said this in her new capacity as a judge. That's not the case, this is a statement she made in a different context years ago.

    Which doesn't make it normal or cool.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago

    This is the kind of talk you'd expect on a shock comedy podcast where actual comedians are deliberately crossing boundaries and it's fairly clear they aren't being sincere. And even in that highly specific context it's still iffy.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    Literally worse. She got promoted after this.

    Lol people get fired for being 5 minutes late to work. Honestly the fact we don’t revolt over that fact alone is everything wrong with us.

    How are lawyers not winning every case with “well precedent in this country is no crime is prosecuted as proven by POTUS. This crime is not worse than child rape and treason. So therefore my client should not be punished worse than a child rapist and traitor. That’s my argument your honor.”

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    She compared that to a “real woman,” a subtype that she said was meant to “catapult a man.”

    “We’re powerful women, we are, if we use it in the right way,” Isaak said, specifying the necessity to use that energy for men.

    Instructions unclear; man stuck in tree.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    Ben Shapiro entered the chat:

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    Damn, everything is projection with these people

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    We need to be putting more holes in judges.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago

    You're surprised? This is what America voted for. Fascism.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    And here I was worrying that these temporary judges would just be incompetent 🤦‍♀️

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine making legal decisions based on fetishes. Shame shame. Not everyone is into sex slavery with a dash of religion.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Some women judged, and it turns out that Trump is just a Warm Wet Hole.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    She compared that to a “real woman,” a subtype that she said was meant to “catapult a man.”

    So either way women are defined by their utility to men.

    Gross.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    That’s no way to talk about Kristi Noem… that’s a cold clammy hole at best.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Sounds exactly what soneone from the Rump administration would say. Fuck these demons back to the hell they dug themselves up from 😡

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)
  • Yet another certified bruh moment

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Change her name to something Arabic sounding then share without the context of western world. Every MAGA faithful, Republican and most Democrats would have a field day with this, until we did the big reveal.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I always like my women useful to men, yeah... Lol. Its absurd seeing a human being talk like this.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    That judge's comments are not accurate at all.

    "Have" not "are."

    And they have three warm wet holes (leaving out nostrils), whereas men only have two.

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    And they have three warm wet holes (leaving out nostrils), whereas men only have two.

    Well, actually women have 4 (though 1 is just for pee to come out of) and men have 3 (same) if you use lube

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  • [+] -13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    At the same time, she isn't "entirely" wrong. There are such women. But in that subcategory are the gold diggers. They bring a hot bod as well most of the time. Then there is the very few that really bring nothing more. But it's like .001% of women. I'm not counting the women across the world that are treated like a warm wet hole and beaten until they are nothing more. She implies it is a much bigger group, and implies the only alternative is a warm wet hole that is free use but also cooks, cleans and whatever else her man wants. That is probably .003%. So she just skipped over 99.96% of women.

    Edit: I guess a lot of people didn't make it past the first sentence. Or they must really think most women are just warm wet holes. Hopefully the former.

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  • [+] -9 points 6 months ago

    I get what she's saying and I agree. The way she's saying it though... Some people are golden, others are useless.

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