sample #7294 of why a traffic cone would have been a better president
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Trump claims he has total control of his bowels after he shits his pants.
But the US president’s claim seemed questionable
But the US president’s claim seemed questionable
But the US president’s claim seemed questionable
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Trump has not even control of his bowels...
On Thursday night, Trump told reporters that Israel and Lebanon had agreed to extend a ceasefire between Israel and the Hezbollah militant group by three weeks after talks at the White House.
Hezbollah has not been a participant in the talks
the fuck
Fuck those were my two favorite cargo ships
Us blockading it too has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and I live in America so I see stupid shit daily.
YOU CAN'T HIT ME IN THE BALLS! I'LL JUST HIT MYSELF IN THE BALLS!
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Trump is not a Source. I wish journalist's would understand that.
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He doesnt even have full control of his bowels
Hey guys I have full control of Uranus. No one can access Uranus without my approval.
Kamala would have done the same but it would be worse somehow /s
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we let them have those cargo ships. we have complete control!
iran just reported 34 of thier ships had escaped the blockade.
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It’s the end of the week. Time to stir up some instability for the insider trading.
Monday things will start calming so the insiders can collect their profit.
By Thursday Iran and darth Vader will team up again.
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The Iranian navy, having been defeated and completely destroyed for the 7th time since the beginning of the war, successfully mined the strait of Hormuz and seized two international trading vessels.
Keep going Donny, 8th time's the charm
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Let me translate that...
"Donald Trump" - pathological liar
"claims" - lies yet again
"that the US has total control over the straight of OrmuZ" - that the US has absolutely no control over the straight of Ormuz.
There.
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Does he truly believe half the shit he says?
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Another day, another blatant lie...
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I’m going to blockade your blockade with my blockade-blockade-blockader.
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Must have been the AI that took those ships.
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