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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

I'll just throw in the mandatory 'He didn't choose Orange Life. Orange Life chose him'.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Mr. Japan sounds like a pro wrestler in an NES game

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago

    Of course, the prime minister of Japan: John Japan

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I will give trump one thing, the comedic moments you get out of him like this

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I love Donald’s speeches. They’re the most tragic things I’ve ever heard …too bad he’s not one of those things you put 50p in at a fair.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They enrage me to the point where I can't even listen to him when people play clips to mock him.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago*

    I used to feel that way, but Trump has done so much damage he's just not fucking funny anymore, and I wish people would stop generating all the noise to point out how stupid he is. We know, and by now it's WAAAY past funny.

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  • [–] 77 points 1 year ago (26 children)

    I can't tell if this is real or not. Not my president so I don't keep up with everything he does

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago

    Thanks for the source. After watching the video, the "Mr. Japan" bit was honestly much less noteworthy than the completely incoherent rambling about sending letters to countries congratulating them on the privilege of being able to "shop in the USA". He just kept repeating that and then naming random percentages. It felt like I was having a stroke trying to understand what he was even trying to say.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Lmao imagine mr japan calls hin mr freedom or he should call him mr orange?

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  • [+] -52 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    Not my president

    Sorry but he is totally your president. You can't be in favor of the democratic process of elections and then distance yourself from the outcome.

    You as a nation voted for Trump. He's your president. You own the consequences along with all Americans.

    I don’t keep up with everything he does

    You should, if only to know when the ICE Gestapo might come knocking at your door or when it's time to flee because it's too dangerous to stay in the US.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Not everyone here is living in the US. Trump is only president of the USA as far as I know.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I don't live in America, I never had American citizenship, nor family or relatives or any responsibility to vote in your mess guys. Still my president you say?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    Not initial replier, but I too immediately assumed you were an American who didn't vote for him.

    Likely because of all the, people, we had running around Canada for five or so years saying "Trudeau isn't my Prime Minister!", amongst other more colourful anti-Trudeau slogans.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    We did NOT vote for Trump, they cheated, and we ALL know it. He is an illegitimate leader, and should be removed from power in any way necessary.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    While we don't all know he cheated, we do all know he totally would if he thought he could get away with it, and there are some troubling irregularities in the vote counts.

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  • Well, we know they did at least one major act of elections fraud, but Pence wouldn't do their bidding and use the fraudulent electoral slates from 7 or so states. Which got him black balled by the GOP. So, who knows what else is happening.

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    There was a lot of talk about his mental decline, so should anyone be surprised?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    I don't have enough alcohol to survive to the next election

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Don't worry, there won't be another.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    You can fuck right off. We got a lot of bullshit going on and a lot of growth to do but I'll be damned if my republic dies in my fucking life time

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Your republic? Brother it's their republic (I can't help but admire your strength)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's our Republic and I think while what is happening now is despicable it won't push enough people. Suspending elections. ... That will rouse the nation.

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  • [+] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What makes you think suspending an election is going to tip the scales?

    Mostly that at least right now there's hope for midterms to change things in Congress and then the presidential election to get Trump out. Right now we still have the trappings of a Republic. I think if elections got suspended all belief in a peaceful solution will be erased and people will react.

    You have a point though, bread and circuses go a long way towards kowtowing the population. That and the risk of death at the hands of the state. I don't know where the line is that people will readily accept potentially getting shot especially if they're in white man suburbia.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I remember when George W. Bush was grilled on the names of world leaders at the time and he flunked it hard... but even he wouldn't have made something as stupid as Mr. Japan...

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I’m terrible with names. I fully admit it. But if I forget a name I just ask “what was his name again?” or something along those lines. A normal person would just keep saying “the prime minister”, or I don’t know, just make the effort to remember the names of major world leaders since it’s your fucking job. Not Mr. Japan OR Tim Apple.

    Why some people think he’s intelligent is beyond me.

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    I thought he ment it as: Tim - Apple (as in Tim of Apple) or Tim, Apple (as in Tim and Apple). When you listen to the recording it really sounds like he's saying Tim Apple but I don't know if people really think he misspoke or if it's just too funny of a meme to pass up.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This is a pretty shitty "meme".

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Fair, it made me laugh so I posted. Not exactly a meme though

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    We shall now refer to that one guy who golfs a lot and pretends to be president as Mr. Facism, man who pretends to lead the American Facist Party.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    If Biden had done something like this there'd would half a bazillion articles about how he's falling apart from the left and right. Trump does it and everyone's just "oh how quaint a trumpism"

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Its almost like the people in control of this country prefer the far right over the middle right

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  • [–] -5 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    They're from .world; they can't hear you.

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  • [+] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Maybe get on a server that pushes a less repulsive bundle of ideologies and fewer aggressive bad faith shitlibs before scolding others.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)
  • .world is filled with frothing neoliberal/zionist fanatics tgat will just straight up pretend they didnt read shit if it contradicts their beliefs. More than half the time i run into someone totally oblivious who cannot get a bit its a .world. Also they're too fucking big, which is bad fir the fediverse in general and also makes dumping on them morally cool.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Because .world users are frothy dipshits who cant handle complexity or subtlety or poetic speech and often have like a fucking full-on perceptive filter about disagreement while they blather on about all their favorite genocides and voting blue no matter who (except him, obviously).

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    You can expect nothing less from Mr. MAGAT.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Who is Trump? Is that the same person as Mr. Orange, aka Oraanutan-san?

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