Do they offer these for RAM drivers too? I need it for my city.
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One of my favorite classic Top Gear episodes was when the lads drove locally sourced used cars across Africa.
Oh now I want to start shoving these into the windshields of every F-150 and other cope wagon I see in a parking lot.
I do like how it specified city, acknowledging yeah there's sometimes a decent use case for this, but why the fuck did you bring it here?
Mortified
I thought the guy was Kevin Spacey at first whoa - which made the joke funnier
I'd be mortified too. You mean I didn't need to spend all of that money on a power vehicle?
My two year old likes big trucks, it hurts my soul to act excited when we see one.
Actual construction equipment that are used to a real job beyond being gender affirming care are cool though. Inefficient train-wannabes (actual trains tho :3) or consumers in giants wastes, not-so-much.
If you add balls to your truck
Your truck is now transgender. It was made without balls.
To piss them off, I would add fake breasts to a small sedan and tell them it's the same thing.
Ooh I live near cowboys. You do NOT want to piss them off.
That's why I told YOU his truck is trans, NOT him.
I live near cowboys too, and pissing them off is basically a local pastime. They get red in the face if you refer to their lifted pickup Pavement Princess as “gender-affirming care”. They’ll balk at first. Then you drop the “you drive it cuz that’s what real men drive, right? Because it makes you feel manly? Yeah buddy, that’s gender-affirming care.” They’ll piss and moan about how it’s not true, but they’ll remember it going forwards. Every time they start to drop the “real men drive trucks” BS, they’ll remember that conversation.
Yup exactly. And then you point out they love to ride around inside a trans.........
I know if I got so utterly owned by a completely anonymous stranger the very first thing I would do is run to the news and tell them all about it.
I have a Jeep.
Kind of a useless on-road or urban vehicle and so it's only used for my frequent trips requiring 4×4.
Range Rovers are a weird one because they too are pretty useless on-road while also being notoriously useless off-road. Really highlights insecurity, stupidity, ora combination of the two.
The card does specify "in the city"
Funny, in Australia Jeep is not respected as an of road vehicle, we don't do much rock crawling which is where they shine.
LandCruiser is the off-road vehicle here. Isuzu off-road trucks are also respected
Jeeps are not sufficiently reliable
They're very reliable because of their mechanical simplicity (intentional) which also makes them very easy to work on in the wilderness with a minimalist tool kit by design. Have never had a "failure" in 130,000 and that thing gets mechanically pushed so hard. Granted I maintain it very well due to the role is has.
But compared to Toyota reliability, that's kind of their whole reputation. And I guess outside of the few major cities, Australians aren't exactly surrounded by towns and workshops, so it makes sense they want the most reliable. The LandCruiser is, after all, an agriculture vehicle first, but with fairly good off-road capability as part of that design. They've been designed to be in the middle of no where farming for years and be able to limp for months if a part fails and can't be repaired any time soon.
Not sure why you'd pick one as a recreation vehicle, though, unless touring extreme remote is your main 4×4ing. I don't imagine every Australian is into that though. And even then, I'dprobably take an Ineos or a classic Unimog for the lols.
Why is this picture muted? That’s not helping accessibility.
Apologies that was an oversight. I added text, hope it's done right now
Eternal Repost, I think I’ve seen this 20 times, still makes me chuckle though
Remember if your not as thick as a soda can you need enlargement.
American soda can or UK? Asking for a friend.
Which ever is 7inch girth lol
Probably a Red Bull can then, because uk and USA cans are like 8” and 10” in circumference. Red Bulls are something like 6.5”.
Don’t ask why I know this useless info unless you like to know more about geek night trivia, and beer.
Mortified seems like a strong reaction. Somewhere between annoyed and reflective should be the response.
I need this in American.
Ah dang with my car having a length of 2,7m (8,7ft) I get a penis shrinkage treatment??
But what if I have a legitimate use for a 4x4 and I use it daily. Do you want me to buy a grocery car?
Then you're in a very very small minority in a city.
If it were just that minority with them there wouldn't be a problem.
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