Occasionally creates a mess of horrific liquids in unexpected places

Will wake you up at random times with inexplicable noises

Will only accept extremely specific kinds of 'food'

Will have an existential crisis when another of its kind is introduced to the home environment

Is constantly spying on you (look up printer tracking dots)

Obligatory fuck HP. Also, get an ink tank printer, changed my world for home printing, still only halfway through the first fill, after a couple of years and hundreds of pages.

+1. somehow has cat hair.

:3

Underrated.

I had a cat problem?!!! Man! That was an expensive Samsung printer, but it did work OK for like a good 10 years. We'll, from now on, I will remember its just a cat problem.