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[–] 12 points 6 months ago*

Occasionally creates a mess of horrific liquids in unexpected places

Will wake you up at random times with inexplicable noises

Will only accept extremely specific kinds of 'food'

Will have an existential crisis when another of its kind is introduced to the home environment

Is constantly spying on you (look up printer tracking dots)

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