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[–] 20 points 6 months ago (6 children)
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    [–] 18 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

    Dr Dre

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    [–] 12 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Nothing, because boomerangs aren't alive, and therefore can't hear you when you say something to them.

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    [–] 11 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    What's orange and sticky?Fantastic!

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    [–] 10 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    What's red and bad for your teeth?

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    a brick

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    What is orange and sounds like 🦜 parrot ?

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    What's brown and sounds like a bell?

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    [–] 14 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    What’s brown and runny?

    SpoilerUsain Bolt

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    What’s pink and slippery?

    SpoilerA pink slipper

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    [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    What's Blue and smells like paint?

    Blue paint.

    What's Red and smells like blue paint?

    Red paint.

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    [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I'd never pick up a curved stick if I found one, wood u?

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    What's blue and fuzzy?

    Tap for spoilerBlue fuzz

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