PEANUT BUTTER!
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What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
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Nothing, because boomerangs aren't alive, and therefore can't hear you when you say something to them.
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What's orange and sticky?
Fantastic!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
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a brick
What is orange and sounds like 🦜 parrot ?
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An orange parrot?
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
What’s brown and runny?
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Usain Bolt
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What’s pink and slippery?
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A pink slipper
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What’s blue and smells like red paint?
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Blue paint
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The one I've heard is: What's about a foot long and slippery?
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What's Blue and smells like paint?
Blue paint.
What's Red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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I'd never pick up a curved stick if I found one, wood u?
What's sticky and brown?

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