I used to work at Subway in my teens. Went to clean the bathrooms and saw someone followed these directions. I left it for the next shift. I was a classy teenager.

Piss in the sink.

Really putting the "malicious" in malicious compliance

You misread the sign: They just want you to leave your business in the bowl.

This is a because they had eggs moment

Schwifty...

You can get around this by simply not flushing

So I guess you're the Mr. Bulldops I've heard so much about.

It is so funny that the prudishness of Americans is what leads to signs like this. It cannot say only flush feces, urine and tp or even use common names like poop or pee because 'people' would be offended. Nor can they say do not flush tampons or other menstruation products, because we cannot talk about such things in public. So we end up with signs that are ripe for literal, and childish, interpretations.