Both butt-naked and buck naked are used.

Comparing them with Google Ngram does show that buck naked predates and is slightly more frequently used than butt-naked, but I'd say butt-naked has been widely accepted into the lexicon. Bonus, it doesn't have (possibly) racist origins like buck naked has.

I swear to God, go fuck yourself

I've had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I've found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone's unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn't think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)

Feeld is the closest in my experience, but the real trick is to run in sexually libertine circles. Also to be young, because the older you get the pickier you get about your orgies in my experience.

When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”

This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.

Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰

Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don't ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I'd just be like "yep this is it."

Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that's how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.

No he did that ro get out of Ohio.