There's petabytes of free porn on the internet and yet tons of weirdos pay for subscriptions to porn sites. Such is life

Right! All you need to do is look down.

And paint your nails

Nah, it would be too much effort to shave and paint the nails every day.

I'd stuff another female leg just for the photos into my glove box.

It doesn't say that it works only for female feets. We have a sample size of one so we shouldn't jump to conclusion. We need to take into account other data we can gather like the gender pay gap which would suggest that men earn more money and therefore male feet would generate even more tip. That's obviously just an indication, it's impossible to say anything for certain with the data we have available.

I'd know it was you. You wouldn't fool me.

That's the way!

inb4 some person writes a fember service

feminine flip flops

What even is that?

Doordash puts the tip in the order so that drivers can view them as bids for service, and they generally snatch up the highest tipping orders immediately. Low/no tip orders with long distances or a lower rated customer might languish, unclaimed, because drivers won't want to take them for insufficient pay.

Correction: because a woman brought them food.

My thought as well. Humanizing yourself makes me think about the situation you're in to be driving door dash and the situation I'm in to be ordering it. I ran into my diaper wipes deliverer yesterday and though should I tip? For delivery from a website, something i don't tip for. But I made contact with the driver and I was grateful for their service in delivery. I think it's human nature to be easier to tip light if you can forget a human person was involved

I think it's the human aspect. I used to Doordash and there was a noticeable uptick in after-delivery tips when I put a thumbs up in my delivery photos

Poetry

Maybe it's both. I would guess that men's feet would get tipped more than no feet, but less than women's feet.

And your d*ck pics

Quad erat demonstrandum

Chances are you'd find someone who's into that...

The ratio is acceptable. Feet guys pay really well.

I have a friend who is also a foot anti-fetishist. I find being revolted by feet equally inexplicable to being aroused by them, but both are fine I guess.

Not worth withholding the tip, just, I don't want to think about dirty, smelly feet next to my food

Also I fucking hate tip culture

Pick up the food with your hairy ass toes, you'll make a killing

It's funny that you think that, but tbh getting people to spend money on that sort of thing tends to be harder than you expect. I wouldn't quit your dayjob

The bag in the top left looks normal to me. It has a bouquet of flowers sticking out. And mirrored images aren't all that strange.

That looks a lot like Brit Marling, the actress.

I'm not sure, which is why we should reject AI image generation at every instance when it is identifiable.

I tend to tip when they don't call and just take the picture. I think I'm cancelling you out