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[–] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She's right there! Why can't she do it. Classic mom power move.

That kid's gonna grow up to smoke pot

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Junior is actually 40 years old .... the radiation has severely stunted his growth.

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    A "kilowat" is the amount of "wat?" I had when I read this.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    'Of course mother....." He said as he played with the 3 atomic wafers he stole from school in his pocket. "One day they'll know" he thought to himself, "Yeah, then they'll know my name".

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Where's my Mr. Fusion device?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    "Tee-hee, it's all warm and tingly!"

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Body proportions are hard.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The wafer has a wax-coated lead cover that pops into a garbage chute once it's empty.

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    c/agedlikemilk

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is that a third arm he grew from his stomach

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You absolutely know little Thombert has "Low Shoulder Syndrome" and the accompanying self-esteem issues about it. You are cruel. You can clearly see his freakish sunken shoulder on the side facing us such that his elbows (while actually symmetrical and aligned with each other) are monstrously below where they might be on a more normal, healthy, American child.

    For shame on you, for mocking Thombert's grotesque condition. For shame.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Only a tenth of a Cent per kWh?

    Sure, unless you do all those things that make nuclear energy (mostly) safe, in which case it will beamong the more expensive options for electricity again. Also, just transferring the electricity via the grid to your home will cost many times that, regardless of the energy source.

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