The future: Welcome to the pedofascist climate armageddon

I would have settled for this

honey are you okay? you haven't even touched your eschatological holy war

History will remember MAGA and the people involved. When you look at pictures of your family members dawning red hats from the past, it'll be like related to Nazis.

We had space travel. Well, sort of. Kinda.

You get economic depression and oil wars under the banner of a child fucker.

Yup this is some bullshit. I'm 50 now. They better figure out robot butlers and flying cars and Mars vacations really fucking soon or I'mma be super pissed.

Turns out space is big. Like really big.

Instead we got the fall of the world into Autocracy at the combined efforts of billionaires, white supremacists, and fuckin Tankies.

I wanted to live through the fun, far-future space exploration part of Star Trek, not the near-future WW3 part of Star Trek. :(

I want to be a forgotten part of history. Like the people that made Stonehenge. Fuck all else to do than look at the stars and vibe code with rocks.

The only history I want is a revolution that makes things better. Is that too much to ask. 🥺👉👈

We somehow entered the idiocracy and red dawn timeline

I remember from elementary school days... it really was supposed to be space travel. Damn.

Fuck it, we ball! We are all dead already, what is there to lose? Let's at least make the history books amazing!

War is always awful, but you've got to look for the things you get to do today that future people will be jealous of. How many people rode great sailing ships and were just annoyed they weren't faster?

The Bell Riots are running just a little behind schedule.