Lincoln: "A house divided against itself cannot stand."  Roosevelt: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."  Kennedy: "Ask what you can doi for your country."  Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards… Praise be to Allah."

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[–] 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

I cannot, even in good-faith effort, locate a single decent quote from Trump.

History will remember him as covfefe and hamberders.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    "I could shoot a man on Wall Street and wouldn't lose a single vote"

    Depends on your definition of decent. He gave us a warning here, and it was definitely one of his most truthful statements. Very coherent, too.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Did he actually praise allah? I thought that was a joke someone made by editing the html (or however they do it).

    Still wouldn't be surprised tho lol.

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  • [–] [S] 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    He actually praised Allah, though of course only intending to insult Muslims.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Honestly, my favourite quote from him is still "no bad can happen. It can only good happen."

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  • [–] -3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Corporate asked to spot the difference between these images?

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