Patrick (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 

Author: mygumsarebleeding

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[–] 63 points 7 months ago

Nice username OP

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  • [–] 100 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    That's sounds very passive-aggressive tbh.

    "Patrick forgot to do the dishes again"

    "Oh, really? Well, maybe Patrick is too busy with his WORK?! You know? Maybe someone else could do the dishes instead."

    "Oh, yeah? So maybe Patrick should provide to this house? What does he do again? OH, RIGHT, SELLING CAKES! You know what? I'm gonna quit the CIA coz Patrick's job is soooooo important so I can do the chores instead of him!"

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  • [–] 52 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    The person in blue fucked their own brother?

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    This is unfair to the Patricks of the world!

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  • [–] 30 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    And also just really bad relationship advice

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Simply break all of the dirty dishes that you didn't generate and keep a clean set hidden for your own use.

    No need for all the toxic passive aggressiveness.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Is that real? How much backbone is left?

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    In my house we have the Dish Fairy. Its always exciting when she's paid us a visit.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    It's Gremlins who cause the chaos in my household. But also, I'd like to find out more about this long lost and formerly unknown brother of mine.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Do everything yourself and be happy if you get any help at all. Just like when you live alone.

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  • [+] -46 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Yay, my account had contributed to Lemmy lore.

    Waiting to have an entry one day in a obsecure Lemmy wiki/fandom.

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  • [+] -61 points 7 months ago*

    I deleted my post to not have duplicates, I think it's enough to have only one version up.

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