For a country that's all about doing things big, they sure whimped out on their electrical system

Alienwear

Thinking the sound doesn't exist in English is quite the blunder

Look up split unit portable heat pumps such as the Midea PortaSplit or similar. They fix a lot of the issues with regular portable units and can also heat. They are however quite a bit more expensive.

Genuinely made me laugh

Dick guillotine?

Don't forget the oligarchs!

Don't forget heat rocks!

Isn't this the Seattle Ultrasonics C-200? Is it related to KitchenAid in any way?

What happened to the Enterprise E?

A barrel fell on it ...

IKEA meatballs, with some jam on the side

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