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[–] 48 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Why do you want to hurt me like that? 😃

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    No no no. He's not the one hurting you. Back and joint pain is what's hurting you!

    Also, you're old.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Knees man way didn't I take care of my knees

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago* (5 children)
  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    This may be me being a bit pedantic but "1985" is a SR-71 song. They wrote it and did the original recording. The Bowling for Soup version came out 2 months after the SR-71 version. It is one of those songs that the cover is so much more popular than the original most people don't realize that it is a cover.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago*

    I stumbled upon an updated version a while back; Davvn made a cover named 2002.

    https://youtu.be/CJ21Eu4PNdU

    Apart from "Jessica" being obsessed with mainstream popculture, I feel thoroughly attacked.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago
    [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin...

    Just kidding its just your spinal discs.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    And we are overdue for an Austin powers reboot

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Oh god. Not after the trainwreck that was "the love guru." The only movie ive ever walked out on at the theater.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I old now🥲 Also there aren’t too many songs I can sing by heart, but this is one of em! xD

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    My oldest was born in 2007. I was born in 1985.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    look at me Mrs I got my shit all sorted out by the time I was 22.

    Stupid being an older parent.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    LMFAO I was supposed to have my shit figured out before I had kids?

    As much as I enjoy the fact that my active parenting years are over, I have many regrets about being a young and stupid parent. Not sure we were ever ready for that shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    And I probably wouldn't get most of the references because that's about when I quit paying attention.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    …damn you

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  • [–] -2 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    would be about 7 if it was written today

    My guy. What is 6 minus 7?

    I honestly need you to understand basic math. None of this makes sense and I feel like rage bait has hit an all time low with this post.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Probably best you save comments until you’re sober.

    19 years between the original song (2004) and 1985. 2026 minus 19 is 2007. Hence the song would be about the year 2007.

    Do I pass maths with a perfect 5/7 now?

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