Edit: Eagles are indeed birds.

So glad a bird or an eagle didn't grab the poor carrotless thing.

Mine won't let me get my morning coffee until they have been served their morning carrots. Such entitled little potatoes!

Give him all the carrots

It was in Peru where I developed my love for guinea pigs.

Those are little shit machines. Who also eat their shit.

The guinea pig is probably asking for shelter because it's a prey animal and worried about being killed by birds, critters, pets, etc..

"You got games on your phone" but it's carrots in your fridge

You can have carrots

If you give a guinea pig a carrot....