Trump truly cares about climate change 😍

the very thing (along with renewables in general) he torpedoed hard last year…

burning bridges is idiotic… burning bridges you still need to cross is going full MAGA

Honestly, I'd pay good money - all my money - if this ended capitalism (especially this late stage shit we're in), killed off corporations, and ushered in an era of progressive steps towards communism...

At last, comrade Trump has assaulted capitalism! Long live he who prepares the world for the great decoupling of fossil fuels

Hey don't judge. Trump's just doing his best to combat climate change.

Why is this so entertaining?

holy shit i loved that so much

The Trump ones are funny because they use the pic of him looking into the eclipse without eye protection:

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Highest, you mean? Because it's not stable at all.

And also, it's way down on the stack. The cartoon may apply better to oil than to OpenSSL.

This is referring to the fact that when oil gets more expensive, everything else does because oil is used to make fuel for transport of most resources in the supply chain. Because of how important is to the global economy, the exact disastrous effects are still unpredictable.

Nope, the 1% is gonna gpbble everything up at fire sales. That's why trump blows up the economy every other fucking month.

Hes destroying and devaluing it to steal it.

Yeah, it's the big block two levels above the tiny block he's poking.

There's plenty of justifying this war: it's the carbon price I've always dreamed about. The most progress on climate change we ever had was from the COVID pandemic, I want to see oil hit $300/barrel because then the entire world will move mountains to switch to renewables.

We could've done this all painlessly by starting 30 years ago, but we didn't and this is the only way we have even a chance of reaching net-zero by 2030.

So, not only is the Iran War the Greta Thunberg dream, but it's locking in those prices for a good while after the war, thanks to the Arab Gulf oil facilities being not just shut down but also bombed and therefore needing repair/replacement before they can restart after the war.

And on top of aaaaaaaalllll of that, 1) Trump is taking the flak for this political decision, and 2) we might even get a democratic Iran out of this - it's not likely, but it's plausible and would be wonderful news!

So let's applaud our Deep Cover Agent from Greta Thunberg's Personal Army, our great comrade-in-arms, who's managed to trigger this war!