It's easy to give good advice. Following good advice is the hard part

They've got coke money, maybe they know a thing or two.

Hey that guy blowing lines off the toilet may, one day, become the US Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Then id reply " who are you, why are you in my house, and why have you been watching me scroll my phone on the shitter for the last 30 min without joining me?"

Be careful whose advice you buy,
but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia;
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal,
wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts
And recycling it for more than it's worth

Baz Luhrmann

First advice, do your coke in the car.