Just wanted to say fuck you.

The last time a kid tried that in a theater, the audience booed so hard that we didn't see it for the rest of the film. We probably scared the shit out of him, haha.

My friend, pissing off Gen Xers is a time honored pastime o7

The lower picture is a laser pointer in a case with filter tips, these tips will break up the beam into shapes/symbols to be projected on the wall.

I don't know how old you are, but these laser pointers, and the assorted different projection pattern caps, where the bee's knees when I was a kid.

I believe a Prince Albert is involved

boof it

This is his dildo collection.

Dollar stores? And weren't they standard batteries?

A laser pointer with all sorts of tops that display different images or patterns.