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The "Just finished setting up the tent and campsite" beer
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The sleeper - the beer that you've never heard of, has a shitty label, but tastes like the nectar of the gods. You will never see it again, but will think about it for weeks
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Summit beer.
Nothing like climbing a mountain and cracking open a warm one on the top.
There's a direct correlation between altitude and improvement of taste.
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Feierabendbier!
That's what happens en-masse in Germany in the early havening.
Everyone goes to a corner shop to buy a bottle of cold beer, enters the metro train, opens the beer bottle and drinks it in the metro on the way home.
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That, "I just told my boss I'm quitting" beer
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River or lake beer. Beer that has been in an ice chest for a few hours and you enjoy while tubing, kayaking, swimming, motor boating, etc. on a river or lake.
It is important to note that this is NOT the same as a beach beer OR fishing beer; which are similar, but distinctly different beers for reasons I can't fully explain.
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The “first warm day of spring and all the terraces on the old market square are packed but you managed to snag a table” beer.
The "post afternoon nap in warm weather shower beer"
The first Friday beer after a long work-week
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The post beer beer
The "This group of friends are all moving to different areas of the country and we may never all get together again" beer
Father and son first beer together
Also only known well after the fact: the last one …
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Extremely specialized case, but the “thank fuck I’m done with that booze-free 28-day tug boat hitch” beer slaps like forbidden love.
From what I understand.
The, "I just need to steady my hands" beer.
The "I've got the next 10 days booked off work" Friday bank holiday morning beer
The free "bartender accidentally poured a mistake" beer.
the "I'm working 3rd shift and living at home to make ends meet, so here I am drinking a beer at 7 am as my dad sits next to me eating breakfast before work" beer.
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The beer that isn't everywhere, but you had one over a year ago, and you thought "Man, that beer was delicious. I should try it again. But will it still be just as good?"
And then you get one and it's exactly as delicious as you remember.
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The “it’s morning and I’m out of coffee and tea and there is only beer in the fridge, guess I’m gonna call in sick today” beer.
The "i just woke up in a ditch but still have half a 40oz" beer.
Sauna beer!
Preferably by the lake. Summer or winter, does not matter.
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"It's Friday, 17:00, you are working from home"
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The "stand back I'm about to do science" beer
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The sitting in the sun at the beach after a long miserable winter beer
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Friday afternoon, right after work, with no plans for the weekend.
7 in the morning before school end-of-year exam beer, Germany
(just kidding, I do think I drank a lot of espresso back then though)
Post exercise, run, playing a sport beer.
The "It's hot, I'm thirsty and should drink water but there's only beer available" beer.
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The "my favorite sportball team is playing" beer.
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The "it's been too long since we've got together, we just sat down and your friend is going to explain the rules to this game" beer
And, since it is the season
"First beer of the season on opening day at the Ballpark" beer
6 o'clock on the porch watching everyone else go to school and work because you got off work at 4 a.m. and are just getting settled down beer.
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The "I'm starving and just spent the last of my change on this" beer.
Here's one.
- The beer you have before/during/after doing an ordinary thing in a day, because you don't want to admit that you are or are becoming addicted to alcohol.
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The "I'm not an alcoholic, you're the alcoholic" beer.
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A bit ritzy but the first beer after a full ski day is straight buzzin.
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